- Crapola Web Translator - Translates web pages to a variety of dialects.
- Crazy Sytes - View the web in the style of words cut out from newspaper headlines. Enter any URL.
- Ebonics Translator - Translates normal text into ebonics.
- Lamerizer - Lamerize your name by having it changed from letters to lamerized letters, numbers, and symbols.
- Netdisaster - Loads any web page and unleashes user-selected disasters on it, including Martian invasion, floods, dinosaurs, and tomatoes.
- Shredder - Mangles webpages into something new.
- The BurnMaker - Transforms personal email and correspondence into foul-mouthed, anger-filled rants.
- The Chomskybot - Generates random paragraphs that hover at the edge of understandability, in the style of renowned linguist Noam Chomsky.
- The Dialectizer - Browse the web or read text in any of several comic English dialects. Pick from Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, and Pig Latin.
- The Universal Translator - Translates the web to skinhead, pimp, smurf, Aussie, cockney and redneck.
- WebCollage - A collage of random images found on the Web.
